Where can I buy a fully automatic nail gun with 2000 yard range.?

see answers to fully automatic question below. below. I want to do some diy home improvements

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1. The Dalai Lama.
2. They only sell such things in mexico or other islamic countries.
3. At the home depot, duh.
4. If you stand a little closer to your house while you work on it, you can buy a regular nail gun.
5. They don't make nail guns with a 1 mile range. Did you want to participate in a showdown or build a house? Until you're back on your meds, I would suggest you stick to using a hammer.......a small one.
6. You could just buy a regular nail gun and modify the charge to get the range you are looking for. But why would you want to work on your house from a mile away?
7. Wal-Mart of course =)) That should hold you until somebody tries to make Nail-gun control laws, huh?
8. Jeeze! Don't you see them? They're right next to the 2000 degree hair dryers that throw flames up to 100 yards.
9. No such thing in existence.