New DIY wireless security system for your home.?

How to install a wireless security system: Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used work boots ... a really big pair. Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine. Put a dog dish beside it ... a really big dish. Leave a note on your front door that says something like this: "Bubba, Big Mike and I have gone to get more ammunition - back in 30 minutes. Don't disturb the pit bulls, they've just been wormed."

Public Comments

1. Hahahaha. I have to try that. I's probably going to put on the back door, also, to make sure the burglar knows. That's very good and clever. Pretty good if you made it up.
2. nice. I really like that
3. LoL