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How do I get Santa to leave?

He came by last night, drank the milk, ate the cookies, then robbed the liquor cabinet and watched NC-17 movies on our cable channel ALL night. He's since slept in on our couch past noon, crabbed at the kids, and rang up our long distance service harping on Mrs. Claus and the elves for not being good "back up". The reindeer poop keeps sliding off the roof, and the neighbors are mad because apparently we're one of the first stops of the night and he's FAR from finished! So...sorry to all of you still waiting for your presents, and HELP US get rid of this hung-over elf!!

Public Comments

  1. you push him off the chimney
  2. Kick his fatass out your place
  3. show him a picture of you
  4. lite a HUGE fire under the chimney of course, everynite if needed. lol and maybe even pitbull on the roof mite be usefull. lol
  5. lol thats cute. Shoot him.
  6. Cut off the food. Turn the heat way down. Go outside and disconnect the cable. And ask him to help with the dishes!
  7. take away his beer
  8. call the cops
  9. He stopped up my toilet and I think my dog is pregnant.
  10. WOW, My kids been crying all day because Santa never came to our house...so thats why. 'Dont worry, im on my way to get him.
  11. give HIM a present for a change. He'll appreciate it. Hah, you're freakin awesome.
  12. LOL!!!!!!!! tell him u dont have any more food and he'll leave!
  13. Tell him the ,The What Should I Do? Retard guy is coming over. That will make him leave
  14. A rolling pin up side his head will get his attention !
  15. send for misses clause! she will definetly put him in order as soon as she asks for a divorce!
  16. ummmmm. I...... while the elf is sleeping, pick him up and throw them out. NOT LITERALLY!
  17. no please keep him, i dont want him to come to my house.
  18. stop giving him milk and cookies
  19. give his drunk ass the keys to your car and tell him theres a naked hooker down the street waiting for him
  20. Hide all the food and booze
  21. santa already left me a present but i hope others didn't so give him a good kick to go he still got time......
  22. tell him you just got word that there is another man at home with mrs. claus
  23. Looks like I shouldn't have given him that shot of rum when he was here.
  24. blast some rap music that should do it....lol
  25. Tell him that MRS Clause is with another guy.
  26. Just tell him it's time to go.
  27. hahaha..umm..i dono