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At a party is the easiest way to keep a Baptist out of the liquor cabinet to invite another Baptist?

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  1. Not all Baptists are against drinking alcohol. Some people like the taste of alcohol, and some do not.
  2. Only if they attend the same church. It might be more effective to invite their pastor, though. :D
  3. Nice, but it won't keep one out of the other's rectum.
  4. Thank God that I follow Him and not a denomination!!! Denomination can't get me to heaven... .
  5. Honey, you should just drink all the liquor before they come to your house. It will fortify you for their visit.
  6. take all the booze out...